In typical Simmons fashion, it took him 273 words, 273 words that could have been spent talking about the chemistry of the Celtics and how it’s remarkable that they even got a chance to win 15 straight at home which is really attributable to Stevens (I mean, how freakin’ good does that hire look now??? Talk about…

Additional discarded site names:

- CKY
- Bad Grandpa
and
- Jackass

This is a Good Baby.

One of my friend’s kids was there. He made it onto Instagram:

That doesn’t make it untrue.

Poor fundamentals! Curry will never make it anywhere with this playing style.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…

I’m so torn on this. On the one hand, the drug policy is the drug policy and it’s silly to keep smoking weed when so much money and playing time is on the line.

Well, it’$ certainly nice that the $terlings are able to $ee eye to eye on thi$, and that true love i$ the be$t an$wer to all of life$ i$$ue$

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

“pulls back the curtain on the work and sacrifice that goes into making yourself look good. People in our society scrutinize the hell out of women, constantly expecting them to look hot and fuckable”

Even though the concept of a United States of America didn’t exist until the late 18th Century.

odd, since for so much of his life Osweiler has been the bigger man

You get the joke now, Pierre?

From this picture, I would have thought he had a Klan rally or Papal costume party on his schedule.

I think he meant masculinity.

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