Those expressions were Hilario's!

Shawn Kemp, however, would've been a terrible pro gamer. He'd spend the entire time respawning.

Holy shit! That's a huge basement.

Blugh

What a horrible, terrific short game.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

I don't know whether this drawing helps or hurts Hernandez's case, but I think it proves he cannot lie.

Here's a nice change of pace for today. A San Francisco Chronicle column that mentions the 49ers' "jizz" 11 times. [SFGate]

Cheering Dos And Don'ts
Do: Wear red
Don't: Go out for a meeting
Do: Make noise on D
Don't: Forget your laptop at home
Do: Wave your towels
Don't: Find the front door ajar
Do: Wear a team jersey
Don't: Walk upstairs to see what that noise is
Do: GET LOUD
Don't: Walk in to find Gary boning your wife
Do: Shout "scoreboard" during…

You go both ways.

The difference between the jokes is that Raysism's joke is "about" a murdered kid in the same way that a "dead baby" joke is about your mother's cousin's best friend's miscarriage. It's definitely in poor taste, but rushing to defend the victim is goofy as all get out; Raysism is the butt of his joke, not Christian…

Bad taste whatever... It wasn't lulzy.

Well now I'm definitely never running with headphones.

Word. A contemporary and forever future classic - one of the most complex and condensed musical experiences ever. If digital music could be worn out, my copy of this album would be in tatters now.

Front to back, this album (the whole damn thing) is full of emotions for me. There's just no musical equivalent I know of. It stands on a pedestal next to legends. Bob Dylan. Joni Mitchell. Jeff Mangum. Gary Glitter.

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How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…