He was just trying to help the kid get home!

You know, I bet if he charged more than $29 a year for rent he wouldn't have to sell people.

But it was in essence the same: sports content created mostly for the commercial effects of the content.

Officer 1: The pepper balls aren't working! He's still standing there, doing absolutely nothing.

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Update: The Mets are sorry.

Being able to clean a floor efficiently seems like a skill you'd need in the sort of work you can get with a Tennessee degree.

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Oscar Pistorius is on trial, eh? For murdering his girlfriend! Jeez Louise! Or should I say, Reeva Louise! Reeva Steenkamp Louise! His dead girlfriend's name is Reeva Steenkamp.

Saturday after the game, mandatory night out... players only

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I promoted this comment to cancel out SSE's +1.

I mean, they could try to bean Puig, but he's on his way to becoming an all-time great dodger.

Way late, +1

"We cannot exploit individual student-athletes, but it is not clear what exploitation is. On the other hand, who gives a shit, because we can clearly exploit all student-athletes at the same time at enormous profit!

Eastern conference scout: "Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is underrated, and I was crucified for it. I was saying he was crafty. I think he's a gritty player. He's only going to pass it to you if he thinks you'll make an easy bucket, which is awfully considerate. I've seen him come out for pregame…

When did I equate the two?

If I count a million people in a city in 2000 and two million in 2010, did I miscount one time or is "counting" not good methodology?

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