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It's good for Cavs fans to see that Bynum is still good at donking.

Woman: Oh, I'm having so much fun! I really needed a big, long night like this.

"Traitor! We were the only sponsor who'd take you back then, ya bum!"

Cool new pet, Jetes. You might want to get someone else to take him to the vet, since I know you have trouble handling lion drives.

What a waste. The AICH knew how they were going to use every part of the event.

The west must have been settled by mathematicians. There are just so many big counties.

Durant got engaged? To a woman? Last time I saw him, he was dreaming about getting stuffed by Dwyane Wade.

"The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, about three months before I shit myself on the first day of fourth grade....Both the Spurs and me shitting myself generated so many classic moments over the years, they practically blend into each other now."

You did not read the last line of my post.

Sorry for not replying to this sooner. I want Chinese food because I live in Athens, GA, and there literally is not a decent Chinese place within an hour and a half of me. So if I'm gonna be in a city with a huge Chinatown, then I might as well scratch that itch.

I'm going to NYC in two days. Give me two restaurant recommendations, one of which is Chinese food.

You did not read my entire post.

Read the last sentence again.

Read the last sentence again.

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This is disgusting. I can't believe someone would go out of their way to introduce a peaceful, contented tribe to a force that has contributed more death and destruction to human history than every deadly disease combined. Believe me, I was raised in the institution, and as an adult I've discovered that most of what I…

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We might have to start calling him Oscar the Grump!

Man, that's awesome. Congratulations.