I’m in full agreement with most of the glaring flaws pointed out here, except this last little bit:

Well, the key is that you do want to have a drink in your hand. But it doesn’t have to be booze. Get sparkling water with a twist of lime or cranberry juice or soda. People won’t notice. Besides fitting in, having a drink gives you an easy out, all you have to say is, “I’m going to grab another drink. It was nice…

Copying this from a comment here: https://thepointsguy.com/2017/04/your-rights-on-involuntary-bumps/

Does this really measure reliability though? There’s no mention of major repairs or engine/tranny replacements. Anything can run for 200k miles if you throw enough money at it. Well anything except a Fiat anyway.

This is especially appealing, as despite the somewhat outdated processor etc, the displays (and casing etc) on iDevices have always been top-notch, way better than cheap displays you often see used in DIY projects. Of course for your 1st gen iPad, the resolution’s going to be lower, but that’s totally fine for many…

If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.

“A Hyundai... I hate this car”

“Ok cupcake, we’ll cancel the lease and return the car tomorrow.”

“Awesome! What will we get next?!?!”

“A good pair of walking shoes, a bus pass if you’re lucky, darling. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.”

“A plug-in electric can take up to 10 times the energy to produce as a ICE vehicle”

Going to continue my rule of just not answering phone calls if I’m not expecting them.

New working title....” How to make a butcher hate your stupid face.”

I think we just got a nice picture window into you and why you’re such an asshole half the time.

I kept reading for the “it gets worse” part that the title promised. Like, it gets worse because....something else will happen at some point?

Thanks so much, seriously. Especially for sticking around so long. I’ll be around, for sure, and thanks for the well wishes!

What’s the point in animation software anyway when you can go out and film your actual working prototype?

How awesome would it be if Steve Harvey read out at the inauguration:

Seems to me if farmers would just water their crops with Gatorade, the cows wouldn’t have to eat candy. Everyone knows electrolytes are the key to large crop yields. Duh?

Edge also doesn’t seem to render a lot of corporate websites correctly, doesn’t support extensions, has a clumsy menu system, and lacks a profile feature that allows you to bring your browser content with you to multiple PC’s (I realize there’s a Microsoft account for this, but it’s not the same thing). Oh...and not…

Counterpoint: No.

#1: I don’t have a touchscreen.

First, being late is not always a part of life.