Now THIS is good Jalopnik! Please chief editor > MORE OF THIS!

Wait...so the hack is that instead of taking an hour or two to sort scroll through the roll you drag it out over the course of a year? I take a chore that I’ve been putting off because it is such a chore and turn it into an actual daily chore?

I think the correct order is actually 2, 3, and then 1

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I am a scientist who’s lived with a septic system most of my life (currently in my 7th decade). Please cite a reliable source for the statement that citric acid, in the amounts needed to clean hard water deposits off plumbing fixtures, is harmful to septic system function. Otherwise, I think you are just copying from…

1. Stranger Things

Weather.

I watched it so you don’t have to:

1) Being cold doesn’t make you catch cold, nor does going out with wet hair, but being cold has been linked to weakening you immune system and making you more susceptible to illness

2) There’s not scientific backing for the “Five Second Rule”, but you’re still probably okay if your…

At In-n-Out, a double-double combo is $7.60. So much better than anything else mentioned here. Be sure to ask for the fries well done.

My “$5 Goto Meal“ is McD.

The Quake Test that was released prior to the game was multiplayer only. It was voted best game of all times by a UK gaming magazine. Asked why they’d do that and vote a TEST version as best game ever, they said: Even if the full release is garbage, they can keep playing the multiplayer test forever, and it is the…

I don’t feel like crushing up the broken glass small enough to drop into my bottle of used oil.

When your decor is Early-American-Yard-Sale, anything goes!

I use a lot more reusable options, but whenever I do need to use a paper towel, I try to use the hell out of it before I drop it in the trash. Sometimes, it is really a one use thing (see above re: grease and pet messes), but most other times, I can usually stretch out a paper towel’s use for at least a day or even…

Depends on if your destination is an ATM machine where you will enter your PIN number to get money to buy Puppy Chow food for your Shiba Inu doge.

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

replying to the grey...

Duct tape 👍

This. I know how my kids eat. Two of the girls I give VERY small portions to because I know they’ll take a few bites and say they’re full. The two oldest ones I give decent portions and let them ask for more. Teh 2 year old boy is just a pit and will literally eat anything so we don’t worry about him.

I REALLY don’t want to see what happens when that occurs due to and along with an unchecked pandemic.