AC Initiates integration includes controversial new "Real Life" missions that will test whether you are prepared to kill actual people to prove your dedication to Ubisoft.

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig- this is fucking retarded.

I don't know man, it's become the norm for most games to ship horrid and then get patched.

What do you mean aight? Aight.

Yes, but it's a FUCKING MONSTROSITY!

It would have been less potent than the frying of the pig's loins.

I couldn't wake up to bacon every morning. I'd barf. The first time I awoke to the smell of bacon, I didn't mind it at all. The second time wasn't so pleasant.

Same here. I don't even need them, I use hax. No damage :D

This is why I stay away from Texas...

Everyone wishes it was the 90s again?

Idk man I just go with Iwata because isn't he the president?

lol. The Kinect. More dangerous than the Wii mote.

You know who I'd like to see go? Iwata.

WOWOW! I <3 Spirited Away! Who doesn't amirite Kotaku-ers!? Oh man I need one of these right now!

Just do it like Wired and compare it to Apple.

I HATE Dulce de Leche. I'm sick of it! >: Reason being it's way too sweet. You may think you like sweet things, but when something's too sweet it gives off a sour taste after.

It's not a matter of 'MAXIMUM POWER,' it's just a matter of having sufficient power that won't complicate porting.

One word man, fans.

Marvel: Spiderman

I enjoy printed comics as well, although I don't have a grudge against digital either.