Bride and Groom met in this enchanting wanna be British pub (but was actually a run down fish and chips joint that hadn't been redecorated since the 70s) while she was cocktail waitressing. She delivered the pitcher of un-ironic at the time PBR to his table where he was sitting with his buddy, who happened to be a…

a Live Pelican at any rate. stupid company killed my seabird!

I don't think she intended to pass as much as "get into the exit lane she meant to be in a mile ago." But yes, don't pass on the right. And dont block the left lane to make people choose.

No, they shouldn't have to. But part of the fun of having a more evolved form of government is rejecting such things, right? :)

It is, however, his fault if he chooses to act in a film that is a discernible piece of crap.

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

Holy shit.

One day I overheard a girl yelling at a boy on the (pay)phone with the same name as my boyfriend. Being a one stoplight town, I was curious and asked her his last name. Turns out, she was yelling at her/my boyfriend. We hitchhiked to his house (with a super creepy dude) and upon knocking on the door, discovered he was…

My naive 18-year-old self wasn't the best at separating a guys interest in dating me with his interest in sleeping with me. I was also a virgin, or at least I was until I started hanging out with my manager from work. Since he was my manager, our hooking up was hush, hush.

Excuse me while I delve deep into the history of the 911 and Porsche to figure out an amazing design concept.

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I'm hungry. Anyone wanna go grab a beer and some wings?

Just put this on the hood and call it a day...

Riding for 27 years now, Wes... MSF instructor and all.

I go back pretty far: Bugs Bunny at 7 AM on Saturdays. Bugs and Daffy doing a vaudeville opening: "Overture, hit the lights. This is it, we'll hit the heights. And oh what heights we'll hit, on with the show this is it."

Yah but it's probably really fun to be the fastest kid in middle school

So, if I read it correctly, this isn't even a rumor. Some guy in sheep country mocks up HIS idea of a mid-engined RX-9 would be. That's all fine and good, but if he's not on the team developing said car then this is the automotive equivalent of posting Star Wars fan fiction claiming it as a rumor for the next movie.

Go home Lotus, you're drunk.

Absolutely (and thank you)! It was one of the first movies I remember watching as a kid.

are you trying to turn me on?

I love cars. I love trucks. I love jeeps, mountain bikes, my kids, my wife, dogs, water, breathing, Jalopnik (not necessarily in that order)... But for me, motorcycles get me more excited inside than anything in the world. It's weird.