Tesla Owners Finally Realize They Were Shafted....FIFY

Uncle Dave?

Look here, pathetic pyrophoric neck-beards in digitally constructed alternate realities do not a culture make.

I was trying to come up with a name for memoir. Existential Fugue is perfect.

Brett Farve, is that you?

Hugh Grant is refusing the third Jones property because there is not enough flesh-colored spackle in London to fill his crow's feet.

That was a truly glorious piece of writing, thank you.

Put his schnozzed profile with signature pseudo-bouffant in bas relief on the bonnet.

I've done very well in hideous rain races in OMRRA at PIR. Oregonian motorcycle road racing requires the balls...and the gills.

*artisanal

So...aren't the kidz listening to NPR, clicking Gawker, tv on cable news with the sound off while they sip their Chemex brewed, shade grown, fair trade, additional blend coffee? They need cartoons?

I'm driving a base Avenger rental today, it's the automotive equivalent of high-dose Litium. That said, you will pry my 3rd gen 2500 Cummins beast out of my cold, dead hands. 215k miles, it has no rattles or squeaks and its fun to drive sideways in a smoky cloud of diesel and rubber effluvia.

Spicer or Gtfo.

Mehhh... ZRX please. I get the appeal, but this concept has been executed better already, with liquid cooling.

That and having no distinguishing characteristics is what makes it so popular to the Stepford drones who buy them.

Christ on hockey skates, that kind of heresy is what they actually need to do.

I believe my first gen MR2 SC had Lotus tuned bouncy bits? Pretty sure anyway.

Oh god yes, a lotus hatchback, please please please.

Your first paragraph...we may have been separated at birth.

I love this movie. I hope this was a top of mind reference because it makes you a properly cultured film person.