Perhaps I should ask you what the hell is up with your retarded football with 12 men, 3 downs, a 55 yard line, unlimited pre-snap motion and one point touchback that has invaded my Comcast Sportsnet this summer?

So the average reader on Deadspin IS a Venezualan socialist moron!

You’re just sad he’s right.

I’d love to hear how this ruined Vin Scully for you. Did he make false statements? Is it a good thing that, in a country where people are dying in food riots, the well-to-do are (gasp!) part of the dictatorship? Fuck and no are the correct answers, Junior.

Please, by all means, enlighten us with your worldly views on…

What’s especially cool about that home run is that, unlike so many would-be great moments in sports, it led to a championship! Just think if such an event had been wasted on a team that didn’t even win the American League, much less the World Series.

Rangers over Cardinals in the 2011 World Series

For fucks sake, they could burn the whole campus down and you’d complain about the type of kerosene they used.

Of course this crazy shit would happen in one of the 15 consecutive years I decided not to watch the draft!

Looks like Cleveland...

I second this emotion. TP is smiling and giggly during this vid. He just has a sour bitchface in general.

Then skip this article, and get back to your latest Teen Pop! article about Bieber. Grown-ups are talking.

no, but he got the lame laid...

Kinsler may not be good at catching pop-ups but he sure is good at hitting them.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

The fact that their aryan blonde hair remains intact makes it all the more powerful.

These ladies should contact me.

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

I mean I don't know if you think cops run prisons or what but they're entirely different entities

No he meant Matt Bush.