Please be Kevin Johnson. Please be Kevin Johnson. Please be Kevin Johnson.

Be careful publishing pictures of celebrities being rearended.

Axe’em jacks!

Axe em!

I really don’t know. Are we meant to believe that this is racism?

Yeah, I’m not sure JPP fully grasps the problems with his claim.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

Who knew that you needed ‘taxes’ (aka revenue) to do the little things like fund schools, hospitals, roads? Not to mention police, fire, courts, prisons, sewage treatment, etc etc etc...

Too soon?Nah lol

ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT

If it was possible for an athlete to break his hand jerking off, Hideki Matsui would have done it years ago.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Katarina Witt?

Forget it, Jake. It’s the internet.

So now you have the authority to tell the internet crowd who we can and can’t bash? Thanks dad.

What, Jerry Jones wasn’t enough for you?????

I know! Once I heard about that poor hiker getting eaten by a bear, I decided that I would never hike again. It’s just too brutal!

All jets should steer clear of this cloud.

‘CAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING FIRED!

Why?