I like that a lot.

Yeah... but then you'd have to explain why the place has a princess instead of a queen and why you'd "hide" each of the twins on their parents' home planets... and the Galaxy also gets that much smaller.

He's an alien. I say they blackwashed him to begin with!

I'll buy all that.

"This crackpot theory involves that old nice lady in the Phantom Menace being Anakin's Sith Lord grandmother... somehow. "

Huh.

Which Lucas kind of already did what with the implied virgin birth thing.

That would be great, but I doubt it could e because I think she's wrong for the part... which I've expounded on in the previously mentioned three million posts.

Yeah. Sorry about that.

I'm just putting it out there for anyone reading it thinking "Oh, sure, the big guy cares because he feels personally insulted.) Well, I was insulted because it pulled me out of the movie the first time I heard it. there's a lot of stunt naming, but that one was over the top stupid.

Um... is there a reason that both your choices to replace the offensive black stereotype voice are black? Just seemed... a little weird to me.

That

It's a pretty dead experience for me, since the narrative has railroaded the outcome. There's no way for the story to resolve except for Anakin to win.

What you're not taking into account is that all of the aliens are female.

I really wish they could leave them alone. No one goes back and says "DeKooning's Woman III needs more yellow because we've got brighter pigments now!"

ALL of them.

I have never picked up on that, but REALLY like it. And he's just the sort of guy who'd sell a former lover into slavery.

Where was this implied?

And

"if you reworked Qui-Gonn as a bit of a rebel who thought the whole idea of Jedi being emotionless eunuchs was stupid."