Kinja'd

Please show me the frame rails:

Sorry, being a "Good Cop", as in, being a good person who does their best.

The Tyrrell P34.

Are they serious with the trim levels?

While I'm not saying they should have offered him a blankie and a warm cup of cocoa, they should have realized the guy wasn't mentally stable or on some sort of drugs. The taze and hit technique wasn't working and I'm sure didn't work in the end.

"Buy my cars or else I'll take off my pants and cause an awkward situation as I get tazed and hit with a baton!"

Apple Watch this, and Apple Watch that. Do this with your Apple Watch, and you could do something like this with your Apple Wrist Device 2000.

So your entire rant about it not being Lexus, you really just mean your dealership.

No one forced the guy to buy the Cadillac. Also, he didn't know what he was buying... why is that Cadillac's fault? Sure, if Cadillac listed "Spare Tire" on the features list and it didn't have one, I might believe you.

Holy shit there are so many different surface textures, colors and designs on the interior of this thing.

You ever sit in the seats of a 9000 Aero? Most comfortable seats your tukis ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Aren't car windshields tempered and laminated? They don't appear yellow/orange-ish.

So the total burden rate? That's still about 2.5 times higher than any US factory I have worked at. And the factories paid quite competitively with very nice benefits.

Ford still pays auto workers the most of all the domestic automakers at around $59 an hour, it is thought that only Mercedes pays more.

You can't get the towing package and the removeable panels? You have to get the retractable ones.

What causes the windshield panels to have a yellow-ish/orange-ish hue from certain angles?

That's light fluffy snow. Try it when it ain't so light.

IFS not meant for serious trails? Seems to be working just fine for Land Cruisers, FJ Cruisers, Tacomas, 4Runners, Xterras, Frontiers, Range Rovers...

Wait... why does it have to be body on frame and solid axles? XJ's do just fine with a unibody. Land Cruisers, Xterras, FJ Cruisers, 4Runners, Tacomas, Frontiers, Raptors, Land Rovers and others do just fine with IFS.