I am an avid Hulu watcher as well and my Lord does the sheer volume and content of commercials on that site irritate me to my very core. They are pushing that Daily Burn thing like crack. There are definitely too many commercials, but I could probably cope better if there was at least a little variety.

I don't own a tv. (Not because I'm some obnoxious snob who thinks they are too good for that shit, but because I'm a dirt poor college student who has a laptop and an internet connection, which is close enough). Whenever I do watch tv live, I am baffled by the crazy shit people watch. And keep in mind, this is coming…

Wooow, that link under "beyond the pale" is incredibly disturbing. I regret even skimming it, especially given the ages of the subjects. Jesus. You know, I don't always love how hyper-religious my stepdaughter can be, but if there's a positive, it's that the she stays away from this shit.

this is the best photoshop job EVER.

In my apartment I only watch (i.e. pay for) Hulu and Netflix and watch only what I want to watch (Sherlock, Sleepy Hollow, All the Star Trek except enterprise, Daily Show and a few other programs). When I went home for the holidays and actually sat down and watched regular tv I actually made a mental note of how vapid…

TRUE, lol. My friend's kindergartener is making that exact face in his school picture. It's fucking hilarious.

I know right?

I did the same thing on a single grape in a grocery store. Slid about ten feet in the splits. The one who nearly killed herself laughing was my sister.

I try to avoid all things Kardashian, but isn't it even beneath them to refer to themselves as glamorous and glowing?

When I was 12, I was testing out some superfly dance moves in the shower while grabbing the towel bar at the end of the tub for balance. Like you do. I slipped and grabbed the bar harder, and the extra stress of my weight pulled the bar out of the wall and brought a chunk of tile along for the ride.

I did #1! I remember 5yo me thinking, "oh, right, that's totally what happens when you staple your thumb" as soon as I did it. Sigh. Sometimes I am amazed that the human race made it this far.

True story;

I feel so bad for the actress.

We ended up checking albino...

Will someone please tell me again about "responsible gun owners" because I'm stuck on the fact that a child will have to grow up knowing s/he killed their own mother. What's it going to take to get the NRA to stop calling the shots, America?

So get this:

They should apologize. I am not Rick Fucking Perry.

I got FB'd too - my year video started with the announcement of my mother's sudden, unexpected death and her photo. Thanks Obama.