I don't even know who I envy more. She gets to have sex with HIM. He gets to have sex with HER. And I get to read about it on the internet, in the middle of the day, in my pajamas.

It's not enough to call this guy crazy / write him off as "mentally unstable". His hate speech is sparking even more vile, horrifying hate speech amongst his fans, and for that he needs to be held accountable. Countless people are sending him messages of support, some even going as far as to say that blacks are a…

yah but are you an indeterminable mix of races? Indeterminable yet perfectly proportioned?

Dear Ben Stein,

Secret gf from Mississippi? Ain't gonna be a secret anymore!

I find it interesting that Ben Stein seems to be admitting to being in an open marriage?

The Chumlee comment just goes to show that once you are fat, you are NEVER going to be good enough.

Man, your expense department is so much nicer than mine. If I go to the airport, and the office is closer to the airport than my house, I have to deduct the mileage from my house to the office. I think if I expensed anything fun, they would beat me with a stapler.

Seriously, way to bury the lede .

Wait, wait wait RYAN GOSLING is single? I may have a chance now.

I don't understand how he can be a "bachelor" if he's already married to me...

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.