Three years ago? I was a volunteer in a small village and woke up one night with terrible stomach cramps. I blame sketchy water and a large amount of mixed nuts and peanut butter I got on sale and ate all day. I woke up, thought I had to fart, but of course not. I couldn’t make it to the pit latrine (too far away and…

Those Teena dresses belong on a red carpet (and/or in my closet). Such Sprinng freshness!

Right? Does Camilla owe her a large sum of money or something? Were they roommates and Camilla’s messy habits ruined their friendship? It makes no sense.

Natasha Lyonne

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PU-kK7…

Segway accidents. Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

Oh man! We have them in Cape Town and they make a braying noise like a donkey so they are also called jackass penguins. They are so loud when they are just going about their business, I dread to think what kind of ungodly sounds come from that sex room. But here’s a cute penguin picture to brighten your Monday.

If they had tried to do that with a cat, it would just be a video of the cat licking its crotch.

So in my MPH program we had one woman who was pretty notorious for commenting on EVERYTHING the lecturer said because she loved to hear the sound of her own voice. Right before finals she was asking our lecturer something (which I’m sure was annoying but I can’t remember the specifics of) and she said “Prof, I feel…

Here is a good read. “The Shackled Continent” deals with some of the economics and history of Africa and it’s written by an editor from the Economist.

My big ol’ crush on Common was given new life by him break dancing in that hideous wig.

That video was delightful. And after rugby, Wheeler definitely has a career in TOEFL waiting for him.

I have DVRed the episode of the Graham Norton Show where he has Rita Ora on, because it never fails to put me to sleep.

Yeah, he needs to tell her he's bisexual. Sexuality is a huge part of what makes someone who they are, and even if he's married to a woman and passing for straight in public, he's never not going to be attracted to men. Yes, disclosure is hard because rejection is scary. But, if you are serious about a relationship…

I had the Florida Man beer from Cigar City Brewing Co. yesterday. I woke up this morning looking like the dude on the label.

Starring Selena Gomez and Ashley Tisdale, with Andy Serkis as the manatee.

As a native Floridian, I would pay good money to see a movie where Spring Breakers are gummed to death by a manatee.

Well then I definitely defer to your expertise, though I'm a bit sad it's not a ferret. And the lipa coin is really cool looking, thank you for the picture. I was in Croatia years ago and I'm bummed I didn't think to take any kunas back with me.

Oregon might need an intervention.

Croatia joined the EU in 2013 and wants to switch to the euro. But the currency they use now is called the kuna, which means ferret (Wikipedia says it actually means marten, but I know a ferret when I see one). It's a cool looking coin and a shame to lose it.