I definitely wouldn’t sleep with you.

There’s so much wrong with what you’ve said to me that I’m really glad that I didn’t see this but also really upset that I haven’t had three months to think of exactly how I want to rip that comment apart.

Hahahah! Good one! A little heavy on the sarcasm, though.

That joke single handedly ruined the movie for me.

Like the almost-end of Mad Max.

Absolutely.

Can America please switch to km. Please. You’re killing me.

We need to remind politicians that is not like they pack the rockets full of money and send it into space. I mean, figuratively, yes. But it’s not an efficient combustible.

I’m glad to see that /sarcasm is becoming a thing.

I love you.

This was a great read.

Three.

2016, with the alien baby but it's now a 20-something.

I liked it too.

I liked half of these so-called "terrible" movies. Battleship was hilarious and Total Recall was fun. I saw G.I Joe in 3D and basically lost my shit when they were mountain climb/fighting. I'm so sick and tired of the "movies must be art to be good" bandwagon. Horse shit.

I was hoping they were secretly going to release something then. I was disappointed.

I still make sure there isn't a poop lizard in every portapotty.

I'm upset that Stalker is rumored to be cancelled, but since it's not yet...

Sounds like Contact.