I definitely wouldn’t sleep with you.

There’s so much wrong with what you’ve said to me that I’m really glad that I didn’t see this but also really upset that I haven’t had three months to think of exactly how I want to rip that comment apart.

Hahahah! Good one! A little heavy on the sarcasm, though.

I’m glad to see that /sarcasm is becoming a thing.

I love you.

You can use a Pee-Zee

I was all like, "Ew." And then read that it was Japanese and it all made sense for some reason.

Who measures that much pot in grams?

I'd post a picture here...but....

I got 99 problems and money would solve about 73 of them.

I don't even want to try to watch any of Williams' movies until at least next month. I'll probably cave, have a beer and watch Hook or Jumanji in the dark while the tears gush down my face.

Let us not forget his amazingness on Boston Legal.

That's crazy. Clementines are SO SOUR.

Rub the pineapple with cumin. Change. Your. Life.

In the vein of grilled fruit, try some cumin dusted grilled pineapple. You cut the pineapple like you would an apple, lengthwise, and remove the hard-ish centre. Rub some cumin on that bitch and get it to the bbq. It will change your life.

Kiwi's ARE totally gross.

I want to do something to help. I'm white though. And Canadian. Am I allowed to help? Or is that patronizing. Just throwing that onto the internet.

DAH(YUMMY!)

Looks like they need some women on their team.

I live here and while I don't have much to say about this story that hasn't already been said, I can speak to the growing "unsafetiness" of Ottawa. Predatory and often sexual attacks on women seem to be growing in number (maybe they're just finally being reported, and being covered by the media).

It's seriously like…

It's all about the DivaCup.