First. Thought.

The paralympics. This is basically the paralympics.

Beyonce? What. An. Asshole.

I want to know how in the leaderboards some people have got 2Billion sinks under their belts. I made a bet that I could make it into the top 100 for my region, but I can't figure out ho they did it! I'm sitting at 341 right now and must move up for a free breakfast! I want to see if it's actually doable or if we…

Not to mention, Ashley was a bitch. But when you play a femshep, keeping her is a must for rad bad-ass bitch-time in space. Although when you keep Kaiden and play a manshep, the sexytime is HOT HOT HOT.

Oh my. You're right up there with Caity after this column.

You guys are so cynical. Maybe he was defending her. I hope that is the case. Dads are supposed to be champions.

Mine is the Black and White one. I throw her in the shower with me in the morning sometimes. We take turns under the water.

It certainly could explain the lack of evidence concerning alien visitation.

Aside: Since they changed the meaning of "literally" I really don't know if you mean the old definition of "literally" or if you indeed mean, "figuratively".

Amazing. This is just amazing. I love it that all of the men put this girl gamer into the stereotype/checkbox of what she should be and ignore when she tells them that that's not who she is, and then they say, essentially, that yes, that is who you are and then when she shows them who she actually is, they all abandon…

So, I run "Jailbreak the Patriarchy" as a Chrome extension, and as such, this article and all of its comments are mighty confusing.

I just want to say that I am genuinely disappointed; the number of people who noticed the Spice Girls Mel mix-up was fewer than I'd expected from Jezebel readers. For shame.

The underlying problem is that, as a North American culture, we teach "don't get raped," instead of "don't rape."

Good.

Don't be hysterical.

People who want to go to prison should probably be there anyway. Just like Coachella.

I'm exactly the same.

Oh, you know, all-starring the interweb. Regardless, it was a good laugh; good jokes are timeless.

Hahahahaha. Thanks for that.