already happened, check reddit

I have been playing Pokemon games for 26 years, and Legends Arceus was the first game ever that I encountered a shiny. In fact, I caught four of them. I’ve never gone out of my way to find them, but in that game they were fun and exciting to encounter since all the pokemon were visible in the world. I hope the shiny…

She’s my favorite hate jerk. 

They lso omitted the part of her original post, post surgery, describing how her days of squirting are probably over. Another important context clue

Maybe it’s because I’ve lived most of my life skull-deep in jrpg naming conventions, but the 0 and it’s consequences doesn’t bother me at all lol. The fact that one game drops the number and then the next one picks it back up as if nothing had happened though....... well let’s just say it would have never happened if…

I know I should rise above, but just what?

Hello. If you are going to mention that video about the so called “hit stop”, you could mention the most important article ever posted on Kotaku which talked about that (and many other things) : In Praise Of Sticky Friction by Tim Rogers

there’s never enough boob

going to echo this. I love 1 and 2 from the bottom of my heart but it’s a jrpg ass jrpg and yes, it does not respect the players time in some ways. 3 is going to be more of that, probably more than the previous 3. If someone can’t get into 1 or 2 because of mechanics or systems, I don’t see 3 turning someone around on…

I think you’re gonna be disappointed there. This entire series is predicated on the whole “single player MMO” concept. They’re not gonna make it into a tight single player 20 hour run.

You obviously dont like the Xenoblade games and their mechanics. I will make an educated guess: XC3 wont be for you, either.

How much difference is there really between a new game and 48 new tracks? It’s not like there’s a story mode or anything. Besides, we don’t get more than one Mario Kart game on a given machine.

It’s been a staple of the genre for a long time. Final Fantasy Tactics, Fire Emblem, Warsong(Langrisser), Xcom, Tactics Ogre...

It’s not just a fire emblem thing.

a multi-headed dragon, set in some sort of factory

Initially, it sounded like somebody made up a hate crime and threw every element into the book to make it sound like the worst thing ever, without thinking of how ridiculous it seemed: Red hats? “This is MAGA country?” Bleach? A noose? I mean....all of them at once?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Gotta wonder if adding all the proper d-pad controls and bigger UI stuff is because they’re about to maybe go and do just that....

I can’t say what your gender is, but I can say that my wife, as a 30-something who’s a normal girl that likes animes and cats and cute stuff and gaming LOVES the Atelier series character design, so take that as you will.

Well, we didn’t get that until right now. And now I can’t unsee it, god damn you.

Remember, kids: the last time we got to the 6th installment of a Capcom franchise, we got a woman sucking-off a giraffe.