It makes me laugh that every new upgrade is just “tuck this in here, and fold this here, and this is how you can optimize your packing” and I’m like DUDE my satchel is the size of a loaf of bread, I don’t care how creatively you stack things on top of each other, all the balls/rocks/plants/berries/random trash crammed…

Frame rate discussion is weird because unless it's like Hard Drivin' on the SNES (which I think was running at SPF instead of FPS) I typically don't notice at all, but other people act like 30 fps makes a game basically unplayable.

Um, the US is a third world country.

Apparently I woke up in crazytown because someone is suggesting Persona 4 is the weakest of 3/4/5.

Inclusion and accessibility is something everyone wants

either shave or realize that you’re prioritizing facial hair over the health of you and everyone around you. There are full head respirators, but doubtful many are going to use those. Its not just idle internet talk here, I shave a bit more than I would like in order to increase the efficacy of my masking. 

The thing…

Yep you’re right. The part where a Pokeball has eyes and a mouth makes complete sense though.

Also I think we have different definitions of the middle of middle class.

So its, “So long, Gary Bowser?”

I found the little girl’s mummified dad in Ikana a pretty horrifying story within the game.

Everyone knows you use pigs for this. 

If the boom box is playing Komm Susser Tod, I'd say take him back

I’m with you. I’ll take a well thought out single player game with awesome moment to moment things over open world. Everything is just about open world these days anyway and I’m getting tired of it.

To be honest I don’t really understand the facination with open-world games. Sure, there are some REALLY fun ones out there, but it also feels like it’s one of those words that makes people instantly froth at the mouth and slap the ‘masterpiece’ stamp on games instantly.

Thanks to some jerk named Newton, Link will slowly descend over time while gliding (and will fall completely when out of stamina).

This summer is a true test of my “we’re not buying any new games. You’ve already got a billion that you own that you’re excited about” goal that I have already failed multiple times. Playing through the first 5 Ace Attorney games was such an event for me 15 years ago, and I was happy to go back through the first three…

Reply asking why I am even in the greys, as I was not in the past, and I have been reading and commenting on this site for over the past decade.

Wait...Slowpoke is way bigger than I thought.

Those people clearly don’t deserve your writings. 😏

I typed it out, liked it a LOT, and then deleted it because I thought people would assume it’s a typo : (