I might be preaching to the choir a bit here, but if anyone hasn’t watched Tim Rogers’s Tokimeki Memorial review, please do so!  

I know this goes against the thesis statement of this piece, but I’m genuinely excited to see Cissnei in this game, even if it’s only briefly.  Best FFVII girl by a landslide

What an annoying design choice to only be able to use skill points at specific vendors!

Lol yes and I’m not even joking or exaggerating.  

You forgot to mention that Lightning ultimately ends up in rural France, a fate perhaps worse than death

Wait what are the cum jokes?

I wonder how this affects being able to max out social links in a single new game file.  I seem to remember it being pretty tight in the original, so I can’t imagine adding several more characters’ worth of social links and still having time to finish them all...unless they made other adjustments!

FYI God of War Ragnarok is half-price on Amazon 

When you say the game is generous with what it considers a triangle for All Out Attacks, isn’t any configuration where they’re not in a straight line a triangle?

It would have been great to have this a toggle-able feature.  I get that some people wouldn’t have wanted the commentary at all, but it would have been nice to at least have the option to turn it on.

I’ve (somehow) stayed completely away from Minecraft and I barely know anything about it, so sorry for the ignorant question...it’s still the same game that came out in 2009?  I’m assuming with a million patches and upgrades?  But there hasn’t been any sequel or side-quel?

If she had vertical cheek lines, she’d look like a JoJo character!

Though to be fair, the 3DS family sold around half the number of DS units.

I ask this as a person born in 1990, whose first console was a SNES and who grew up squarely in the PS1 era: how *playable* are these games?  I’ve tried watching playthroughs of these games on youtube and they all seem like you’re going through visually confusing, convoluted temples that have a bunch of same-y looking…

Genuine question: considering the right joy con doesn’t seem to drift, what’s different about the left joy con that has been causing all these issues?  Is a completely new patent necessary to fix something that seems to not be an issue for right joy cons?

Remember when Flappy Bird went unavailable and suddenly there were $10,000 iphones on eBay with Flappy Bird installed?

I’m ok with this but for a silly reason--my enjoyment of the game skyrocketed once I started duping rare items, and downloading dlc means I’d have to update to the patched version of the game...

Clemps and Super Eyepatch Wolf are both great channels...but seriously? Action Button doesn’t get a shoutout?  I know Tim’s a former Kotaku employee but you can just put a short disclaimer...

I would absolutely love to play a Yakuza Warriors game!!  Also, I’m one of those weird people that got into the Dragon Quest series through DQ Heroes.

Would love to get the same discount on a physical copy!