Ewoks are what happens when you cut a Wookie in half.
Everyone knows that.

"Not for less than scale +3 points."

The missus used to let me finish as an Irishman before we had kids.

Yea but If everyone is wearing or has a universal translator implanted, how can Klingons speak their language and still not be understood?

GORILLAS CAN'T TALK!!

I would watch the hell out of an awards show that only honored white rappers and R&B singers and had the nerve to label the winners "best."

This sounds eerily close to my screenplay, Space Curmudgeon: The God Danged Rocket Done Broke Part 1 Phase 1 The Adventure Starts Now Go! And We're Off!!

It's ok.
I'll give it until episode 3, but if they don't throw in a few fight scenes and some boob shots I'm done.

Strictly 4 my L.A.W.Y.E.R.Z.

Fun Fact:
"Hey, hey, hey" began as a way to check for motor responses.

*Bill Cosby wiggles his head and makes a funny face*
*Thinks about knocking out a lady and raping her*

Why can't people stop wishing violence on Trump and just root for a horrible disease or the inevitable consequences of being a fat, 70 year old, sleep deprived, rage addict to strike him down or painfully incapacitate him?

Those anecdotes are pre-snarked.
I do not approve.

I don't get it.
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Why would a female robot need to speak?

That's where I am now!
We're like soulmates!

Michael Bay objects!

A planned reboot in Herman Cain's head features only two emotions: Ornery Befuddlement and Inappropriate Giggles.

I used to watch Herman's Head so I'm pretty sure that qualifies me for a large settlement for childhood time wasted.

Stop trying to predict the future with math people!

Man, Louis Vuitton's marketing has never recovered from the crash of 08.