Everything was better before pointless nostalgia took over.

Everything was better before pointless nostalgia took over.

FAKE NEWS!

FAKE NEWS!

Lazy?
Vaguely racist?
D-level comedy?

I prefer scratchy, but you're ok I guess.

Quit flirting, flirty.

YO MOMMA IS A NICE LADY WITH CONVENTIONAL AND APPROPRIATE TASTE IN CINEMA!

Well the day a lady actress can make us straight dudes feel the way a greased up Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson does is the day she earns equal pay.

We're easing out of our Nazi phase and are super into NCAA girl's softball for some reason.

No way of knowing.
None.

Fun Fact:
If you fell The Count with the stroke of a Valerian steel sword; the rest of the Muppets collapse into a heap of desiccated viscera, ash, and googly eyes.

The speed of a smoke monster from a fire witch's vagina makes more sense to me than kilometers.

The ability to throw stuff now counts as a "godlike power"?

Are you referring to the domisticated horned pterosaurs with salivary glands that secrete enzymes that combust upon contact with the air?

Oh yeah!
Well you have three more years of your stupid prime minister or whatever foreign word you have for president!

Cuckholding and self fellatio are regular themes in our political discourse.

Ann Coulter, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Sarah Palin, Laura Ingram, every lady on Fox News, Michelle Bachman…

This article has convinced me that prejudging things makes handy fodder for online content, certainly is a time saver, and is hella fun.

Fun Fact:
That was the original pitch for the show that became Two Broke Girls.