Because of her emails and the black guy is Muslim.

Plenty of time to audition for Lorne Micheals.

Anyone who's hosted SNL.
Featured players are fine.

"I believe I am the baddest bitch up in this piece. I mean, to clarify, I'm the baddest motherfucker in this motherfucker, sir."

Donald Jr. is looking into getting Comey classified as a giraffe then shipped to a hunting preserve.

Pence just got exposed as a liar about Flynn.

"Is Comey a ten year old sitting on a man's shoulders wearing a suit? This leaked email says yes."

As if Michael died in a tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accident and his older jumps up and says, "It's Fredo Time!"

Coughs and throat clearings

"Watch this Grand Theft Auto V mod of the Comey hearing"

God knows smug isn't the first thing that comes to mind when I see Mike Pence, Ted Cruz, and Paul Ryan.

Yeah and next you're gonna tell me that show business is dominated by older and/or unattractive white men who mirror their fantasies/power differential by creating fictions where beautiful young women actually want to have sex with schlubs.

As long as you agree to work for nothing until we get picked by a network, at which time I will fire you and hire another sexy female costar.

Everything doesn't need to be a damn tv show.

I hate how he's keeping us in suspense about the things he's doing that will make Bill Cosby look like the former Bill Cosby in comparison.

Easy there Bill Maher.
Everybody knows voting for Democrats and wanting a livable minimum wage are like slavery.
And also single payer healthcare.
Totally like slavery.

Supermodel yacht parties mostly. But also Lamborghini rides to the DMV when I need someone to talk to.

Fun Fact:
Several torture related clauses in the Geneva Conventions mention Crystal Pepsi and Mountain Dew.

That cable guy is so looking into someone's bedroom window.

"Sure, that will be 100 internet monies please."