These frickin' ethnics can't open a movie. Can they stop with the PC, affirmative action nonsense and just produce what sells?

Trump mouth cock holsters for everybody!

Her sneakers are awesome and she appreciates vagina.
Two thumbs up.

"As a lizard person, do you prefer to drink the blood of patriotic Americans in a goblet, a snifter, or a refilled Redbull can?"

According to my online research, that's called a gape.
Now back to more sweet sweet research.

Who could have guessed that an anonymous private army of thousands of minders reading the thoughts of billions of people could be so creepy?

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But when I show up on campus and offer freshman damp wads of odd smelling cash I'm a criminal.

I am convinced that my lack currency is due to my inability to be an insufferable douchebag during every waking minute of my life.
Mind you, not out of any sense of morality.
Just sheer laziness.
Being as big a tool as Billy McFarland seems like a lot of work.

I like Incubus.
Are they a band cool people don't like?
That can't be the case because I am super cool.

Fun Fact:
Bob Beckel invented the Beckel Test, which measures whether or not a piece of fiction features two white broads yammering about their lady parts for god knows how long until a colored feller comes along rapping about basketball and scares them off.

Say what you will about Former FBI Director Predator's managerial skills, but there was a guy who knew how to hide in plain sight.

I'm especially proud of the part where he died.
Nice touch to whoever handled the falling down.

Hate is such a strong word.
That's really its best quality.

I came over on a different boat.
The accommodations were…spartan.

At least he died doing what he loved, harboring resentments based on his own feelings of sexual neglect and inadequacy.

"Jose" huh?

This just in:
Roger Alies has divided the singularity of consciousness into irreconcilable partisan camps for the profit of his own ephemeral sentience, that is still somehow fat and gross.

So I can stop paying my Bear Patrol tax then?

That door is a tripping hazard.
A goddamned TRIPPING HAZARD!!!