Only the lucky will die, silly.

Ordinary People: Pay their weed dealer on time, every time.
Creative People: Attempt to barter their "art."

Also, the entire AV Club Commentariat has been recruited to appear in an inevitably deleted scene as "Exploding Group of Frightened Nerds."

Shame, Shame, Shame
A multi season take on Cersei Lannister and other bad women being marched through King's Landing.

A simple system of audible and visual alarms signaling the dispatch of an appropriately trained and armed response team along with a suitably outfitted sequestration area to clear out all the uggos and allow the boner wielding gentleman to pick an available partner to effect the necessary boner relief, should fix this…

You're telling me Thanos gains control of all six Infinity Gems through scheming, theft, and murder. Uses them to wish instant death upon half of all the living creatures in the universe. And Drake isn't among those plucked from existence?

He has kept his promise of not being a highly educated black man with a foreign sounding name and a dark skinned wife.

It turns out that we're all in a dream within a dream within a dream that a robot is having about people being unbelievably stupid.

Mazel Tov.
Is there an award for comment sections?
If so, I demand we be snubbed for a decade due to poorly sourced accusations of racism, sexism, and foodism, the hatred of what other people eat.

Purgatory hasn't been the same since management decided to get all ironic and hip.

Fun Fact: The La-Ze-Li hammock was constructed with American made 100% pure lead piping, asbestos coated sheets, and infused with Thalidomide dye for some reason.

All of this just increases the value of the Fyre Festival brand right?

Man treats job of flouncing around in idiotic clothing with the seriousness it deserves.

The threshold for damning accusations has dipped.

And not to mention the walk in meat locker Carson Daly had them build under the TRL studio.
That guy went through interns like nobody's business.

Hi.
I'm visiting from an alternate reality where The Running Man is a real show.

Chris Pratt's agent is on line 3 for you.
He says Chris is super psyched about your project.

Is there a long and difficult to pronounce German word for that feeling you get watching long expected consequences occur but knowing they won't lead to an improved condition?

"Dignity" is the worst stripper name ever.

Hey now.
Conferences are for boring poor people.
This is more of a Dumb C*nt Conclave.