I too pledge to use my next book of faces for only virtuous purposes.
Until the desiccation and the smell sets in.
Then I fling em in the Gowanus.

Zefram Cochrane gets shit done.

Nice try lady.
I know a grade schooler filled with meth bundles in a rabbit costume when I see one.
Someone find that poor kid before the laxatives do them in.
And lock that broad up.

Get in the hold.
Take a bite of that lettuce.

First self checkout lanes at the supermarket now I have to bloody and drag myself off the plane.
What's next?!

Sorry I gave you a Mother's Day card mom. Geez.

"My client, Dr. Dao, demands you kill any giant herbivores currently in your cargo holds."
"But-"
"This term is not negotiable."
"Done. What else?"
"What else could we possibly want?"

Everything that's wrong with the show is exactly what's wrong with the comic.
So watching it counts as reading.
Huzzah!

And here I thought it was a cynical melange of child targeted marketing cash siphoning.

All I see are the rest of my days on Earth stretched out before me like so much cast off detritus.
Stripped of utility, value, and meaning. Lying about. Wrinkled.

To be fair, the HR department at Fox consisted entirely of African-American man Ed Lover holding a sign that read "C'mon Son."

"Like a Virginia Ham" and "Immaterial Grill" were my public domain jams back in the day though.

Frida Kahlo pictured belting out a tune.

Not enough suicide, too much squad?

Polybagged with a serial numbered 2 sided gold foil hologram trading card sticker armband ashcan zero issue collectable down payment for the editor's boat.

It's Paste Pot Pete time!
LET'S GET PASTEY!
no..wait..
DUDE YOU'RE PASTED!!
almost…hold on…
THAT AIN'T ALL PASTE I JUST SHOT ON YOU!!

Yeah but wait until that money trickles down to us pinheads.
Lecherous elderly hypocrite trickles are the best.

I'm pretty sure pens made from ammunition exists.

Big deal.
I know a cat aiming a pistol at me that's a good kitty cat such a good kitty.
Who's a nice kitty having second thoughts about all of this?

When it comes outta there it ain't called puke.