I am very disappointed in this article that teased me with the abbreviated headline, "Woman learns breaking into Drake's house just to drink his…"

He was aiming at the phantom presence of his biases and psychosis that follows him wherever he goes.
It looks like Queen Latifah.
She's always laughing at him.

Dick is one lucky fellow.

The thought grosses me out, but I just ate shrimp.
Stupid brain.
Be more consistent.

Everybody knows that the fat kid who wears shorts no matter the weather could probably endure the vacuum of space, no problem.
Everybody knows that.

And upvotes will count as intimacy!
Downvotes as…y'know.

Your false equivalency doesn't ring quite true.

That counts as tenure!

Fun Fact:
"Geez…sorry for existing" was the first draft of Richard Nixon's farewell address, the last words of Muammar Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein, and the most precise translation of Christ's last words in Mark 15.

Why are all of those containers of lube yellow and in the supermarket?

Cautious protection of a billion dollar investment results in safe choices that won't challenge a fickle and empowered fanbase.

Expect a firmly worded cease and desist from Steve Harvey and Tyler Perry.
Vagina shaming is their beat.

We're busy tenuously holding the social fabric and functional managerial portions of government together.

I don't.

As soon as they can give orders to CentCom, yes.

They probably just tug it to Fox News.

Conservablonde Masturbatory Rage Unit #472 with the FPWR (Faux Pro-Women's Rights) service pack update installed

All these damn fictional aliens and ethnics need to learn to talk American.

I actually like that episode. Probably just because they acknowledge the obvious ridiculousness, however halfheartedly.

Also, the Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and Delta quadrants are full of bipedal, humanoid aliens, many of them beautiful women, totally indistinguishable from beautiful human women.
Except for the occasional wacky hairdo or a thingee on their nose or forehead.