This is such a rip of my satirical NBC news magazine show To Catch A Predator but also with Jokes!

Mostly Star Wars sequels and rebooted properties from the 80s and 90s.

I knew those Coors beer commercials weren't true.
No matter how much I drank on the R train all I ever got was arrested.

A magical land of snow covered mountains, legal marijuana, and blizzard inducing beer trains full of hot women?
Nice try "Coloradan."
FAKE NEWS

Every upvote deports a child refugee!

"Lunch steak"
"Launch strike? Ok."

Fun Fact:

this many

Hey look at my reply to a soon to be deleted comment!

I stand corrected.
Straw-Man is the superhero that never gets old.

Because Fox and Friends needs the help programming tomorrow's A block.

It's been Iron Fisted.

I'm sure it picks up when he squeezes into the skin tight neon green with the butterfly collar, tassel belt, and yellow slippers.

I dunno. Gripes are where you find them.
I hit my personal White Guy superhero limit 1/3 the way through Ant-Man, so I subsequently skipped Dr. Strange.

Thing is, there are only so many ways to make the "avenging white guy" angle a good TV show or movie.
It would be in a producer's best interest to try something, anything else.

This is a golden opportunity for metallurgical puns.

Where by chance may one purchase said "giant pillar of pure evil?"

As a lady superhero I assume her training consists of full contact pot roasting, bare footed baby birthing, and kung fu husband pleasing.

I assume the Photoshops of him pointing at porn are on Reddit.

Paradigms must be capitalized in order to engage content mashable pwners of something about Reddit Twitter and revenue streams.
And also hackers.
And click counts.
Bitcoins and stuff.