If only there was a timely parallel to this introduction of a much maligned replacement to an existing flawed but generally well regarded system!

This is what happens when you give coders and web developers self esteem.

That sneaky ol' Obama did it.

Hipsters probably like side bar comments too.

Why is every site going to the "click to read more" model?

Before I pressed post on my shitty sarcastic reply to you, I decided to hit refresh.

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The Punisher is pretty fucked up in anybody's America.
It didn't take me long into my comic buying life (circa 12 years old) to realize that murder without due process wasn't a very fun read.

That strategically placed ammo belt tho.

Repellent charisma is all the rage right now.

Instead of Trumpcare, I prefer to call it Grandgore or Persian Fire.

I think we found the star of a hilarious remake of Misery.

"…baby."

Fluent Russian would probably be a very marketable skill right now.

Rich is nice.

Congratulations to Shutterstock Search Result for "Cool Black Guy."

I will not be bullied into walking on glass.
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goddammit

I'm struggling to think of a tasteful way to joke about an alleged sexual assault.

I'm a procrastinator!

Has anyone ever explained why McClane didn't even attempt to brush the broken glass aside before stepping on it?