When do we zoom out to see that Twitter was given to us by two large headed aliens wearing foil smocks to prove their condescending ideas about humanity right?

And if you think about it every thoughtful feminist has a hey look at that a dog with curly hair.

Also, I don't see any bears around here.

Still Won't Get Broke: The Unbreakening

I've got a coworker who won't shut up about how awful Donald Trump is and how frustrating Trump supporters are on Twitter etc.
And I agree.
But still.
Shut up occasionally.

Fun Fact:
Moonlighting as the on set rep for the American Humane Society, Rick Perry thought it was his responsibility to make sure all the humans were cool.

Hey movie studios,
I heard Kevin James half drowns a dog in every film he makes.
Yup.
Every single one.

The last image should be Thanos.
Just saying.

FUCK YEAH NUANCE!

I'm completely disgusted that this dog took a job away from a drunk adult with a pituitary disorder in a fur suit.

Because paying attention to things we read on Facebook has worked out so well for us.

The scariest thing about most clowns is that they're adjunct professors with no chance of ever getting hired or earning tenure.

But they all appear to be molars so I surmise that these alleged Titans are just large cows.

Only if we all pray on it.

6 foot long pubes.

I've heard the "rich guys don't steal because they are already rich" argument before.
And now I've heard the "rich guys don't hire sex workers because they're rich" argument.

I had to go to graduate school to become a poor man's version of myself.

However, the stop motion animated epic starring the my action figure Leia, Luke, decapitated He-Man, assorted GI-Joes, and Lego interpretations of Transformers is a go.

Drs Dre, Who, and Phil are the only ones covered by the Republican's Obamacare replacement plan.

I can't wait for fans of Apple tv shows to complain incessantly about their poor quality but scoff at the idea of switching to any of the many available competitors.