One thing that threw me out of Guardians of the Galaxy many times throughout the movie:
How is everyone speaking English?
At least Star Trek hand waved alien languages away with a universal translator that they even occasionally worked into story lines.

I've yet to find the political dilemma that an arbitrary arrest or several can't solve.

Barb would have won.

Stranger Thrones is my shit.

Totally Not Fun Fact:
MMO was what they called GRID before that final name change.

"1979" was the one with Orcs and two different kinds of elves right?

The Korean AV Club still won't stfu about Gilmore Girls, but I don't mind it for some reason.

Thankfully I'm not done rebooting comment memes.

Jared Kushner heard your plea and graciously set nepotism laws on fire to accept the gig.

I hate the internet.
So much.
The access to porn is barely redeeming it.
It still is, for sure.
But just barely.

*whispers to waitress*
He's really terrible.
Why is he yelling at us from the front door?
Where are his pants?

Jesus: The Original Trust Fund Legacy Douche

Aw, quit quoting from the minutes of the pitch meetings for Twitter, Reddit, Snapchat, and Instagram.

Dizthlpe Bop, Ceeededee, 989.6543, loop nasty and the schedule, No Parking from 8:30 to 10:00am, Dentist Appointment, Just started watching The Man in the High Castle, Work Sux, No One Will Get This Stupid Joke, The Swallowed The Whole Things, MC MC, inbreeeeding, and ASAP Rocky.

The AV Club
"everyone looks like a dick"

No wonder so many restaurants are staffed by sullen faced 20 somethings from the middle states and exploited immigrants.

*imagines post script about a tragic opiate crisis based explanation for the absence of the twins*
*continues to avoid work*

For a guy born with Ben Affleck Face, Ben Affleck sure has accomplished a lot.
Good for him.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair gun, is a good guy with a sofa gun.

I think the same thing about my most upvoted comments.