A gull winged automobile of some sort.

Under the terms of service, all Twitter users are granted the power to declare boycotts on the behalf of any group, individual, and/or species.

I got your pole right here.

This truly is the darkest day in the history of synchronized kick dancing in old lady panty hose.

Christmas Vacation something something add 30 years, President Donald Trump, amirite?

He's helping his dad with the Presidential transition and waiting for a sweet pardon for all past and future pencil stabbings.

AV Club 2016: We need to talk about Gilmore Girls ad nauseum for some goddamned reason.

Quit humble bragging about getting a corpse for Christmas, braggy.

Fun Fact: Christmas Edition:

I've got hundreds of voices in my head urging me to commit Spermurder.

I keep voting for rent and beer.

One day I'm going to own something full of spoilers.

Fun Fact:
Every time someone calls Pitbull a testicle faced knob of douchebag smarm, a beautiful woman somewhere earns a decimating blow to her self-esteem.

Some White Guy in Corn Rows is the funniest commenter on the parallel universe AV Club forum I also post on.

The Neo-Nazi movement turned into the dance scene in Cruising so slowly I hardly noticed.

The one with the face.
You know the one I mean.

To celebrate, I'll be performing my rendition of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You," in Godzilla-ese, every time the subway train doors close, until New Year's Day.

Nice try Madonna but I'm still not going to buy a Walkman on eBay.

This is dope.
The diss track from the Park Slope Food Coop however is disappointing and full of swear words.

"And the winner of the NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Commenter on a Non-Politics or Porn Themed Discussion Board goes to…