Nope.
That's "quietly judging your cosplay decision" face.
Believe me.

"Despite its Length" is the perfect title for the coffee table book about the sad state of American cinema in the beginning of the 21st century I was born to flip through at Urban Outfitters knowing full well I'd never spend money on it.

Hey lady.
Nice "leery glance at the next person in line as you sit at a convention signing table" face.

Member how we thought we won the Cold War?
Funny story…

Life in the opening credits montage of ominous happenings in a heavy handed morality play of an apocalyptic disaster movie sure is dull.

See it's funny because our republic is dying.

Fun Fact: Historical Map Legend Edition:
"Tower fer shooting at Injuns from"
"Port where what we park the boats of Africans we acquired, legally"
"Drinking Rock"
"Drinking Tree"
"The Other Drinking Rock"
"More Boat Parking"

But only 1970s nerd porn like pictures of RadioShack and stacks of Omni magazine.

I wanted this review to never end.

Where per chance may one purchase or otherwise acquire this aforementioned TV Club?

I will not!

Is that how the Rhythm Method of contraception works?
Please say yes.

I have the same theory about commenters here.
Myself included.

Maybe someone will go horseback riding then Lobster ups at him.

Maeve's nudity is like her royal attire, she wears it as she asserts herself and receives the attention of her attendants, the two sad techs.
The clothes she wears in the park are the humiliation. They are the degrading costume of a whore and a slave. Notice how she keeps them on when she's with the john in the…

I had never heard of this lady before today.
And since I refuse to watch the video, I still don't know what her voice sounds like.
I WIN AGAIN!

But what if your body parts with a jaundiced golden glow aren't your hands?

So…are they archiving all the porn?
I'm asking for a friend.
Who archives my porn for me.

"They have Twitter on computers now?!"

A Handy Explainer:
My joke is a riff on the recurring fear of black male sexuality in the political discourse of white men. From the earliest rhetoric surrounding the slave trade of Africans, to the terror programs of Reconstruction, the heyday of lynching, Jim Crow, the Southern Strategy, and the modern day "Cuck"…