Fun Fact:
The first draft of the United States Constitution, in its entirety, read as follows,
"Black dick is scary."
Following a round of votes on submitted revisions, the second draft read,
"Black dick is very, very scary."

That cover is so awkward.
Why is that guy in the lab coat creeping out of the frame?

On that note, I demand a porn parody!

Shaun told me that Brenda told him that she sits next to the redhead girl in 5th period Science and overheard the redhead say she thinks you're weird and gross.

HULK CHAPPELLE IS THE FUNNIEST!!
CHAPPELLE TAG PUNCHLINE!!

Of course one did.
Can you think of a better way to intentionally pass on smallpox in a climate too warm for blankets?

Is your password "ASSword1"?

I'm only here to bully fans of Dr. Who and "oral histories."

"Might as well cast my/his/her/their white ass."

When I think back on the Obama era, it will be the breakdancing I miss the most.

Aw they'll be too busy running from the rage virus infected mutated hyper intelligent apes with machine guns in improvised hot rod assault vehicles.

Fun Fact:
The actor who played the mute neighbor boy Peter on the Cosby Show could actually speak.

And they said I was out of line when I cut the ass out of the suit I wore to moot court in senior year.

But he was in talks to star in the adaptation of my novel Product Tie in: The Merchandising Opportunity Part I.

You will rue the day you snubbed the dweeb and spaz factions.
Well, not really.

As a fellow old man in my decrepit late 30's I suggest we just brag about a time with a manned U.S. space program, super sonic passenger jets, all major sports on free broadcast tv, more living Beatles, more living Phife Dawgs, more polar ice, and a federal government that looks like a paragon of inteligence and…

I voted for Kodos.

That's why I was blindfolded during my commute and forced to work in the nude while covered in white powder!

I think we're all Trump employees now.
If so, this is the third worse job I've ever had.

I've been rocking a Scorsese Face since last Tuesday.