I've had way scarier stuff standing behind me.
I've been to Waffle House drunk and rode the 4 train as a minor.

"I'm playing Uatu The Watcher" goes right to the top of my text file list of handy explanations.

I'm revolutionizing pants-less commenting.
I'm actually wearing pants as I write this comment.
…or am I?

No wonder they don't have a written constitution.
It all makes so much sense now.

"Crickets" is cheeky British slang for vag right?

This episode was excellent for all the reasons stated in the article but it does feel precisely calibrated to hit the emotional sweet spots of a certain demographic prone to nostalgia trips through eras not so bygone, namely the 80's, 90's and early 2000's.

The fact that you call other peoples lived existence an "angle" and a "distraction" is an idea frightening enough to be the premise of an episode of Black Mirror.

I've found it's best not to learn anything.

Snark & Smarts is the sit-com based on the hi-jinks of a mismatched pair of roommates/private detectives/waitress/cousin/vampire hunter/cross dressers the AV Club was made to executive produce.

Mignola is one of the greats but I disagree about the proportion thing. He distorts for sure.

Also, he still has a shit sense of proportion (see the blade in Deadpool's head and the relation of Deadpool's head to his his shoulder).
Also, also, Liefeld still thinks random tubes on a man's back are badass and hands holding things are hard (what happened to dude's trigger finger?)

I'm pretty sure "!mj175d:" is a racial slur, and she called you that twice.

More like Yolo Oh No You Didn't!
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…is is possible to feel an ache in your school loans?

I clicked on the line between the up and down arrows to tally my "meh" vote.

While you were gone we decided that all my comments get a default 100 upvotes.

Typical Obama.
Telling Americans how they want their Bob Dylan, again.

pssst…that part of your body is not called your "baritone."

I believe The Simpsons quote you are looking for is, "That's right, I did the Iggy" from Abe Simpson.

Union President "Guy who said "Haduken!" in Street Fighter 2" drives a hard bargain.

Pusha-T just did the phone format video thing too.
https://youtu.be/7s63y_kfWt4