The A.V. Club
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The fact that any vagina possessing human has ever been attracted to Donald Trump.
Your Nanna and that tree stump will never recover from the shock.
Ok.
Every man should feel some level of shame about the Trump/Billy Bush P-grab tape, ditto goes for women and the way Melania is looking at Trump in that still.
She appears completely enamored with him.
I hope we all took advantage of the internet outage to make eye contact with and communicate to the people around us.
The C stands for "Curmudgeon."
I haven't watched this yet, but I feel compelled to comment, by which I mean it's Friday and my boss is not in the office.
But without Twitter how will entertainers get in trouble and issue apologies?
It's all over man!
And counting like the last 4 years,
I have sat through more of Donald Trump doing stand up than Bill Maher. And I'm completely fine with that.
She kept putting on her glasses to read my texts.
35 lines of ( . Y . )
Rejected Donald Trump Jokes:
Goddamnit!
A potent mix of nitrous oxide and teenage runaway excretions.
I just found a posting for an Ice Cream Smear Gear Licker.
…interesting. Let's consider that for a moment.
According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (5th Ed.), finding comfort in the imagery of automated things means you're a stoned procrastinator, home sick from work or school, unable to commit to a new TV series right now, or a sociopath.
Those are the only choices.
I get it.
You earned enough credits to buy your atrophied and hairless Matrix avatar a nifty hat.
*Johnny Carson as Carnac voice*
"Things Ted Cruz screams when he climaxes."
Either tone down the antisemitism or tone it up.