Apollo & Midnighter in a DC universe where they aren't attacking intransigent global powers and throwing a beating to anyone who tries to stop them (looking at you Justice League) or at least defending earth from city smashing destruction seems dull.

Way to mansplain the manimagery in the manartticle on this manpop culture manwebpage.

Bruce Wayne is just the scion of a wealthy family with dubious examples of his own business acumen who leveraged his family name into licensed branding opportunities that guarantee his fee no matter how soon those branded ventures fail.

See? It's just like I always say.
Guitars are like shots of tequila.
The more you have on stage the better you parent your kids.

I'm aiming for a position as consort to a mole-woman aristocrat.

"What if like, we're the aliens man?"
"….are you going to smoke that or what?"

In the not too distant future, the Punchable Face gene will be identified and eliminated from the human genome.
A Nobel will be awarded and a peace shall settle over every nation and province on the globe.
In the meantime, we should fund STEM education, seek out bearers of the mark like Watters, and punch them in the…

Yeah but he was Jazz White.

If journalists have "rumpled," I'm calling dibs on a word for internet commenters: moistened.

To the Somberizer!

"Your cousin Night Thrasher is having a hard enough time being taken seriously in her pre-med program.
We had our fill of recommendations from your uncle."

Booze as a painkiller?
Are we all just pretending SpeedBall isn't named SpeedBall?

"Involved" has now reached the nadir of its slippery slope.
Huzzah!

On the behalf of me and my brother, shut up Mom and Dad.
Seriously, just shut up.

Do you even know how the internet works?

Thinking like that will ensure that the Japanese keep beating us in the iPhone and Nike line waiting industry.

Surprise, surprise.
Lenny gets more dialogue than Carl.
I've finally found incontrovertible proof that racism exists in America.

Donald Trump says Ice just endorsed him.
So screw Ice.

I bet my MILF Smothering Insurance Policy is looking pretty attractive now isn't it fellas?
You should have capitalized on the buyers market.
I think you'll find my new rates quite unreasonable.

I dunno about that.
They manage to fight their way out of your trunk pretty regularly.