Of course it was a man.
A woman would have something something hormones brought up a speed test from years ago she misremembers yelled at it and cried.

Where were your dumpster searching skills when we really needed them in Chelsea, Spidey? Huh?!
You stink.
J. Jonah Jameson is right about you.
You are a menace.

It's a metaphor for them being French and cliché.

Bor-ring.
I demand a VH1 Behind the Music style expose of the Star Wars cantina band. Complete with drug and alcohol abuse, in-fighting, spousal infidelity, rehab stints, religious conversion, dull sobriety, and a reunion tour.

DC stinks.

Super Indebted Man, the hero with the powers of a liberal arts graduate student, is actually very interesting.

That's only because he wears a leather unitard and is followed everywhere by a throng of leering sailors.

Schindler's List has been retconned to be a Batman v Superman prequel.

Oh Christ…are they about to go all Joel Schumacher campy and dumb again?
Then get indignant when people say they still suck even though they lightened the tone.

When the head of a company based on an artistic medium considers "the creative" just another data point that needs tweaking, groundbreaking cinema gold is a sure thing.

In the Simpsons episode where Lisa is president she references the just finished term of President Trump.
That's all the prescience I need.

Nope. That's why I've been hoarding books wiseguy.

In the "original content funnel" analogy are we the foie gras?

Finally.
Proof of my celebrity.

She totally said a thing related to another thing that happened recently.

If only there was a simple way to mitigate the negative effects of brand new voluntary forms of communication that millions of people still manage to comfortably live without…

You hear the screams too?

Sorry folks.
What can I say?
They don't call me a homewrecker just because of that time I drove into my neighbor's kitchen and burst out of the flaming car flinging feces around.

Wait…
There are hot lost girls in Los Angeles susceptible to the influence of a chatty skeevy dude with delusions of humanitarianism?!?

Internet comment drips with sarcasm.