Stupid Internet.

*waits*
*waits*
*looks around awkwardly*
*scratches shoulder blade with still extended arm*

Sometimes the porn parody titles write themselves.

Howard Stern? More like Howard Lenient or sumthin…tsss
Hey Howard, why the long face? tsss tsss

Say "Yeah, that shit was crazy" and repeat.

Yeah.
How do you pretend to take notes while scrolling through Facebook with a pencil and paper?

The role of ISIS will be played by those nice lads in One Direction.

Based on the casting of this film I'd say the Egyptian equivalent of guacamole is haggis.

I'm going to do my part by bringing up Bill Cosby.

In Russia, shitloads triple you!

Americans: We Care…kinda

I don’t know, but a hastily assembled invasion of Iraq could be the balm this tragic shitstorm needs.

This is the worst thing Japan has ever done to the U.S.
Certainly the most surprising.

Please elaborate.

These will go great with my Rob Liefeld/Greg Land art themed toilet paper.
You know, the paper I use to wipe my ass. You know, after I take a dump.

See the train is a metaphor for my apathy.
And the snow? It symbolizes my apathy as it drops from the sky and coats everything.
Also, the way characters of different classes are separated by train cars, that all represents my apathy too.

Eastman is a not so subtle homage to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ancient Roman texts speak about the seeds being sown in the Rapé valley area outside modern Genoa.
The Rapé valley is of course one of many valleys among The Forciblé Hills, in the Throăt and Anüs grassland region.

And probation rape barely merits a chuckle.

Nope.
A pair of kid gloves made out of American cheese triangles.