In the States rape oil is called tequilla.

The first Blacula was a white man. It remains America's original sin.

What? Your shirts are made from other materials?

No matter how many times you put your shirt through the wash, you can always see the remnants of an internet explosion.

For the record, I'm against signing a nuclear accord with The Rhythm Nation.

"All internal Sony emails must now include the signature sign-off, 'Yeah, as if!'"

They should sex up that minx Grimace.
That would move some product.

Wil Wheaton

Why doesn't that yellow man have a penis for a face?

It turns out the glasses of water the parents constantly bring the bedridden kid are really glasses of flat Sprite.

"Wallpaper & Sweaters" sounds like a Portlandia buddy cop parody sketch.

Yelling "CancerAIDS" and "OF COCK" after other people speak will go over great on live TV right?

"Disqus based AV Club Commenting Star" however, has a nice ring to it.

NOTHING GETS ACCUSED OF RACISM, SEXISM, AGEISM, FAT SHAMING, AND GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLE MOCKING. LOSES JOB.

Wait about 10 minutes or so.
Your self hate stores should replenish by then.

Go back to bed Internet.

If you change "vilifying" to 'criminally prosecuting'
and "tweeted" to 'angrily urinated on'
and "two years ago" to 'yesterday's meeting with my kid's new principal'
I'm with you brother.

I too am pissed they were playing KRS-One at that Vegas pool party.

Can someone do the same thing with a mandatory waiting period?
I'm angry now.

They made Bing for you people.