KISS Army

Stop saying that!
And get away from the buffet!
Who invited you to this wedding?!

"Stop eating chicken all together…and stop by KFC."

Colonel is so formal.
I prefer the more familiar, "Ancestor by force."

Those better be union eyes glowing under that bed.
Stupid scab eyeballs taking all the good jobs.

Fun Fact:

Best First Communion EVER.

The endless parade of boobs and gore has ceased to capture my interest.

First George Carlin died and now this.

Oh yeah…

Why is Disqus repeating the same notifications Internet?
Why won't you answer me?!

"Death to All Humans. Let's Make America #1 Again. Death to All Humans. Zod 2012."

Yes.
A fact that makes his meticulously maintained Brazilian awe inspiring.

"Yes."

DC's tendency to "modernize" Superman's look every decade makes for a handy little graphic marker of where we're at in American masculinity.

That's what I get for hiring a former Dexter writer.

I've been starring in my own series about debt for at least 18 seasons now.

You'll always be our aristocratic pig-faced lady.

Fun Fact:

"Way too many close ups of bright furry genitals."