That ain't what C stands for on HBO.

If there's one thing Twitter users are known for, it's the ability to parse nuance.

"1 Bitch, 2 Bitch, 3 Bitch, 4" - The Count ft Snoop Dogg and Bun B from UGK

Can you explain why bad things happen to good people, Internet?
Why don't you mash that up and DIY build it out of 8-bit LEGOS?

"Naninanibooboo just destroyed my small business because they have a pile of low interest venture capital money, high powered lawyers, and social circuit political connections…but I can't help but giggle through my foreclosure."

Not true.
In my awesome alternate reality I won an Oscar for my work on Back to the Future 4.

In an awesome alternate reality, Rosario Dawson is the ex-wife who tolerates my nonsense for the sake of the kids, but refuses to take me back no matter how long I stand outside her new apartment playing D'angelo's "Lady" really loud from my phone.

Man, traffic was fierce on debate night in Ohio.

But how do you get a free coating of oil or butter to ease insertion?

*sees dead horse of crappy Fantastic Four movies*

Yeah I read she got splashed with ooze once the boys were done with their adventuring together.

"You pay us and we keep your money. It's a win-win."

Thanks, Internet.
We're now one step closer to a Howard the Duck porn parody.

She was yelling to some dude she 'agreed' with about how he should start a gold savings account on some website.

There was a crazy loud lady in the supermarket last Sunday ranting about gold currency, the collapse of the world economy (apparently it's happening this October, I'm sure they mean it this time), and the Rapture leaving people behind.

We also would have excepted, "Freddy Jackson wearing a mink sipping a milkshake in a snow storm".

A modified tachyon pulse routed through the main deflector dish then the forward sensor array proves that girls are scary.

But more importantly that Lexus hover board is a fraud!

So what you're saying is they went from a "no" on the Iran deal to a "maybe."

DMX accepts your challenge sir.