You can't tell but I'm furiously waving a false flag at you.

Oh Christ.
What's he gonna climb on and shoot fireworks out of once he sees Hot Girls Wanted?

Don't get any mashup ideas Internet.

Enough about the Fantastic Four movie, what about Dr. Dre's new album?

Sean Price at Southpaw in Brooklyn in 2010 was like church.

If such a such a way exists, Sean Price will reach across the plane separating the living world from the after life and slap fire out your mouf.

That has to be the most verbose and humanistic way I've ever been solicited for a handjob.

That one time I realized soap induces swelling was indeed quite dramatic.

Expand your own stub sicko!

This makes my stomach tattoo "Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good!" so much less weird.

You know, if your childhood insists on dressing like that and hanging around Bill Cosby's dressing room…

UnstableMolecularLivesMatter.

If there's anything more emotionally satisfying than mocking a 120 million dollar summer blockbuster cinema turd, I have yet to see it.

"an old whore trying to pass as jailbait."

It's North Korea with better food.

Too much rock covered naked man crotch.

It's actually a conspiracy by the book publishing industry.

Ironically I was busy working and missed all the good work being done here.

I like how their rebellious individual appearances and opinions are nearly identical those of many other people.

Fun Fact:
The Duggars are creepy.