Aye Carumba!

My favorite very special episode of Blossom is the one where she reveals that she wears extravagant hats to cover the festering wound caused by shooting heroin into a vein on her forehead.

I just read an article about what happened to Lenny Kravitz.
I didn't know about it when I made my comment.
It was just a coincidence that I was thinking about pierced male genitals on this particular morning.

See what happens when you wear lion themed underwear to your Minnesota dentist who looks like Donald Trump ending his run on the Daily Show in the extra large Republican primary in August 2015?

See what happens when your zipper catches on that new piercing?

Fun Fact:
The second print run of Monopoly featured that same directive following the lucrative and successful yet deeply disturbing first run of the game.

Aw shit.
ADHDeez nutz

Maybe it's you that's changed bro.
Ever think of that?
Well you should.
Think about it I mean.
Then tell me about it.
Well not really.
I won't care anymore by then.
But you should.
Think about it and care I mean.

Yet to be Titled

Caucasians: Because, Shut-up!

Wacky neighbors on an American sitcom?

The previous and the next newswires are the same as the current one.
I'm stuck in a Groundhog Day time loop…

SNL is consistently almost funny.

Aw man they suck.

As long as a man wins who cares about the details?

As soon as season one of a blandly cast and executed Agents of B.P.R.D. TV show is in the can.

Why would I read about movies when I can drink about getting drunk?

Spolier Alert for White People:
You'll love the ending!

Is there anyway that lazily writing snarky comments can help?

"Nom nom nom nom."