Woah.
I haven't been so turned on and frightened since every time I imagine what it would be like to wear bicycle shorts in public.

Woah.
I haven't been so turned on and frightened since every time I imagine what it would be like to wear bicycle shorts in public.

Woah.
I haven't been so turned on and frightened since every time I imagine what it would be like to wear bicycle shorts in public.

You hate weird stuff.

You hate weird stuff.

You hate weird stuff.

You hate weird stuff.

Y'know I had a comment removed last week and today I've seen way more graphic stuff being posted.

Rejected Mark Hamill Signature Jokes:

I miss The Authority.

Also, hair, claws, and teeth.
It's a were-penis.

A cave? I wish
I'm on the wait list for an abandoned gopher burrow.

"No."

Yeah but can he lift a pallor of ennui and indifference from the brow of a sad boy?
He can?

Monetize the Walking Dead

Only 98 more lifetimes to go until he's finally free and clear of contractual obligations to Vince McMahon.
You can do it Roddy!
R.I.P.

Get drunker matey.

Speaking of binge-prone underbellies, Chris Christie is polling far below expectations in the Republican primary.

No, praise Jesus, Allah and Buddha, no.

Are we done here Internet?