oof

I will claw your judgmental eyes right out of your head.

Yes, yes, and on the inside yes.

or a Novelty Disqus Account.

I wouldn't say any business.
Certainly the sex business features plenty of grown men suitably named "Bucky."

Someone ought to read those plot synopses aloud before they print them.

I would destroy this kid in a freestyle battle.
Check me out:

Trevor Noah think pieces are just like Hitler.

I too, am a mean 36.

- Hitler

You're right.
There's no way we can make an assumption of the material in his hosting and interview performances since he'll be working with a writing staff and an entirely different mandate on The Daily Show.

I'm with you.
Fuck that guy.

Talking like a pirate always gets me laid at bars.
No matter how much I protest arrrr-gainst it.

You know what sucked?
The season finale of Netflix's Daredevil.
I've heard "Hell's Kitchen" said so many times, it's now just a collection of nonsense syllables.

Quit pasting your YouPorn searches here.

"Why stop at one? More is always better."

"How will this tiny hairy man in ill-fitting suits ever fill the void left by the tall, handsome, and witty Craig Kilborn? Stewart is too green and hack of a comedian to handle the nuances of political and pop culture with any sophistication. Audiences will quickly tire of his New Jersey borscht-belt shtick."

Looking at the soon to be Jimmy-Jimmy-Stephen-Conan-James line-up of late night hosts, I completely agree that men of similar skin tone and tangentially related ethnicity make for shows that resemble each other.

Oh you flirt.
You say that to all the commenters.

Birthday parties?
Weddings?
Funerals?
School plays?
Job Interviews?
Erections?