Skinny bitches fighting to the death.
I like it.

🎶 Now youse can't leave,
now youse can't leave,
you had your chance before
but now youse can't leave 🎶

Sonny: 🎶 Nobody cares, nobody cares. C I'm tryin' to tell ya that nobody cares. 🎶
Calogero: 🎶 But Sonny…🎶
S: 🎶 Nobody. 🎶
C: 🎶 But Sonny! 🎶
S: 🎶 Nobody! 🎶
C: 🎶 What about DiMaggio? 🎶
S: 🎶 Not even Joe DiMaggio. Nobody Cares! 🎶

Describe it to us.

"I'm tired of these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' flyin' boat!"

The casting call explicitly called for "normal" actors.

Yea…with the ladies!

You're going to die alone and unmourned Internet.
Which is ironic because you're going to die naked in a crowded funeral home.

Fun Fact:

It's an oblong pad, nippled at the end and covered with a thin layer of red fabric.

I'll show you cursory.

If I'm gonna step inside a box with random things scrawled on it,
I'm gonna take a dump in it.
This is America goddammit.

The open mic poetry scene was the worst part of Terminator: Genisys.

He does bring a gun.

The AV Club needs a mascot.
I vote for a extremely racist caricature of a Native American because of reasons I don't have to share with you people.
Plus who doesn't like doing the Tomahawk chop?

Courtney Love strikes again!
She's diabolical.

"WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP THE GODDAMNED PRESSES?"

Fun Fact:
Clarence Thomas refuses to stop sending Baron Blitzkrieg cosplay photos of himself to the casting director.

NASCAR has gotten weird.

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