I've been lied to by Sexy Ghostbuster Halloween costumes for so long…

Boob windows for everybody!

Does this apply to porn parodies?

I don't understand the modern rap trend of "nasal, mumbly, & douchy."

Anxious rage.

Donald Trump: If a Simpsons character came to life and squinted.

In my day, groaning in a movie theater was how babies were made.

Lawyer #1: "It's how Mr. Trump signs his checks."

My biggest regret about not studying for years, earning a doctorate in physics, toiling in obscurity on esoteric subjects, and scraping for grant money and publishing credits…

It's a reference to an old Dell computer television commercial.

Nah, he's been term limited out.

But how will we learn of their mediocre talents!?!

Well everyone knows who runs show business…
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The Mexicans.

Worse than the fall was the fact that his leg came out of the hole six inches shorter, his toe nails had grown long as IKEA pencils and just as yellow and thick, and his shoe laces were tied into impossible to loosen knots.

But Remo Williams' adventure is just beginning though right?

Dude, it's written on the side of your Dell!

Just like Hitler.

Of all the ways to fall into Lil' Kim's hole…

Examples of on-set villainy include:

His Glower Power is formidable.