Somebody German I bet.

More? No.
Equally punchable? Yes.
Charles Krauthammer & David Brooks

So William Kristol then?

You're ok Internet.

I for one am glad that you got up all by yourself today Internet.
You made your own breakfast, got dressed, and managed to sit upright and press all of the buttons on the keyboard with no help at all.
Good for you Internet.
You've soiled yourself again but good for you.

Synths are harbingers of the apocalypse.

True.

damn.

I think you were too kind to the beat.
It sounds like background music for a boring level in a "urban" themed video game.

Thanks Obama!

Stop giving Reality Kings ideas, Internet.

All this talk by feminists against the male gays is disappointing and frankly very disturbing.

The problem is we met when we were too young, Internet.
I need some time to figure things out.
Maybe we'll get back together later.
I don't know ok, Internet.
I just don't know.

In a just society you'd have starved to death years ago, Internet.

If it's not a Secret Wars tie-in, sshhhhuuutt-uuuup.

Sounds like someone has skipped their mandatory baby Groot dance video observation hour.

Jennifer Lopez would like hear more about this "erasing any evidence…that you ever even had a Ben Affleck episode."

Sure.

I like your thinking.
You should join my Google Plus Circle, "Chronic Bed Wetters and Conversation Interrupters"

I'll take the Em!